NSFW/NPOCP: When you're a douche and pimp your girl to sell a car ... but the pics are somehow disturbing and creepy

"coqui70" (coqui70) 02/22/2017 at 22:01 • Filed to: None

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Nice car, asshole salesman. I love a pic of a nice looking lady next to a nice car as much as the next red-blooded American male but this one made me uneasy. I call a web scavenger hunt Oppo! Find the freaks and post them here ... winner gets to have nightmares along with the rest of us.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Urambo Tauro > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 22:08

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When I click on that link, it takes me to the eBay page, but it also prompts download of something called “aja.mid”. (I cancelled it, of course.) Am I the only one seeing this?

AfromanGTO > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 22:09

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I have a suspicion it is his daughter or new fling doing these photos to get into the modeling business. This is his 400th car sold or something like that in the add.

Racin'Jason001 > Urambo Tauro 02/22/2017 at 22:11

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I got the same thing, and actually tried it. It didn’t work, but it was called African something something. Weird. It’s supposed to be a music file since my Garageband App tried to play it.

garagemonkee > Urambo Tauro 02/22/2017 at 22:11

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same here

Khalbali > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 22:11

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Yeah I’ve always been creeped out by that big time. What are they hoping for?

“She’s hot, this must be a great deal!”

Urambo Tauro > Racin'Jason001 02/22/2017 at 22:13

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Weird. Never seed a MIDI attached to an eBay auction before.

coqui70 > Urambo Tauro 02/22/2017 at 22:15

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I don’t ... that is strange though.

HammerheadFistpunch > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 22:17

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No. To this whole post. You can post the ad AFTER a safety pic and NSFW warning, but no calling for trashy used car modling pics.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/a-slightly-revised-oppositelock-handbook-for-commenting-1750418920

coqui70 > HammerheadFistpunch 02/22/2017 at 22:21

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Corrected per guidelines.

TheHondaBro > Urambo Tauro 02/22/2017 at 22:22

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I immediately deleted that shit. Not risking it.

HammerheadFistpunch > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 22:22

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Thanks.

certified cool guy > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 22:28

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You should be complaining that he’s using Comic Sans MS.

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 22:28

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That moment when you want to put your car on ebay and you’re too lazy to take new pictures so you use what you have.

Urambo Tauro > AfromanGTO 02/22/2017 at 22:34

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Plot twist: it’s her. SHE’s the one fix-n-flipping cars on eBay for a living. She doesn’t get much sun because she spends most of her time in the garage wearing coveralls.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Racin'Jason001 02/22/2017 at 22:34

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.mid is midi I believe so it makes sense for garage band to try it.

Frenchlicker > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 22:36

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That whole ad, I hate the person who created. I can tolerate a large majority of people but sheesh. I would want to throat punch him before meeting him.

Nibby > HammerheadFistpunch 02/22/2017 at 22:45

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The worst part about this ad is the comic sans

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 22:47

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Tennessee so... it’s probably his sister.

EL_ULY > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 22:52

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That is a child!

 Donald Trump and Ivanka territory

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy 02/22/2017 at 22:52

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Edit: just noticed if you click on the description there is more than just the one pic.

coqui70 > EL_ULY 02/22/2017 at 22:55

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I think so ... ugh gross.

coqui70 > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy 02/22/2017 at 22:57

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It gets worse.

Berang > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 22:58

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Somebody who is not a photographer, but damn, they’re trying.

boredalways > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 23:00

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I posted this the other day

http://www.goldenmotorsonline.net/blog.aspx

coqui70 > boredalways 02/22/2017 at 23:04

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Man ... this makes me wonder if this is not a secret human trafficking thing disguised as “car sales”.

coqui70 > Nibby 02/22/2017 at 23:05

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No Nibby ... no!

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 23:05

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So I decide to check out the aja.mid that was downloaded and as far as I can tell, virus free (but don’t take my word for it.) After putting it in quarantine I opened it up and it’s 8 minutes of lounge/jazz music, maybe his sidejob is being a musician? Now it’s time to monitor my phone closely for the next few weeks.

boredalways > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 23:07

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Doubt it. Probably just local strippers looking to do a little modeling for a change of pace.

coqui70 > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy 02/22/2017 at 23:07

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Burn it with fire!

coqui70 > boredalways 02/22/2017 at 23:07

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Like I said ...

boredalways > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 23:09

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tee hee

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > coqui70 02/22/2017 at 23:12

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That’s some special kind of dirty that a normal carwash just won’t clean off.

coqui70 > certified cool guy 02/22/2017 at 23:24

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That is also disturbing ... but less so.

wafflesnfalafel > Urambo Tauro 02/22/2017 at 23:43

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it’s a conspiracy!

Urambo Tauro > TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy 02/22/2017 at 23:46

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I ran a search for “aja.mid”, which led me to this Reddit page . www.herbertphillips.com uses Comic Sans too. Must be the same guy.

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > Urambo Tauro 02/22/2017 at 23:54

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Definitely, in both the site and the add there is a mention of “Herbert Phillips.” So weird.

DipodomysDeserti > EL_ULY 02/23/2017 at 00:14

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The age of this girl is definitely questionable.

itschrome > coqui70 02/23/2017 at 00:53

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I’m pretty sure that girl is an escort.

Textured Soy Protein > coqui70 02/23/2017 at 01:20

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There’s a bit of an American Apparel vibe going on here.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 02/23/2017 at 02:11

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Disclaimer: those of us from other parts of the state refer to Memphis as “the largest city in Mississippi”

Those ads are seriously skank.

What’s up with MS Comic Sans btw? Or maybe I’m just not in on it because Tennessee...

bhtooefr > Urambo Tauro 02/23/2017 at 02:55

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I think I’ve seen it... in the 1990s.

Like, what even is this.

duurtlang > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 02/23/2017 at 04:44

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And/or his mom. She seems to be old enough.

petebmwm > coqui70 02/23/2017 at 08:14

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this car is so much fun to drive... with the e brake on....

Thomas Donohue > Urambo Tauro 02/23/2017 at 08:56

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It’s a crappy MIDI file of ‘Aja’ by Steely Dan. It fits with the whole creepy theme of his pictures.